Invitation to Mars
Dear Sarah and Reilly,
I don’t expect you will come to Mars, but I’m inviting you to go to Mars.
You will need to bring Soda because I have heard that Mars’s temperature is 2896 degrees. Also you will need a lava lamp because it gets rather dark when the stars are not around. I hope you bring your teddy bear because it gets quite lonely when the aliens don’t talk to you.
I expect to see giant nits and bacon strips.
The launch time is at 3.00pm and the date is on Sunday. Please can you R.S.V.P me by Saturday.
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