I am planning a trap to catch Santa this year. My plan is to get a gigantic pool of slimy slippery liquid, a rope and two chairs.
The start of my plan is to tie the rope to the two chairs. Then full the pool with slimy slippery liquid. Basically, Santa will trip over a trip rope and land into the pool of slimy slippery liquid. This will set off a signal and lock all the doors, so Santa can't escape.
I will wake up and take a couple of photographs to prove Santa is real. Then a will sprint back to my bed and pretend to go back to sleep.
I can't wait to prank Santa, this year !