How to Turn Your Teacher into a Damp Frog

Goal: To properly turn your teacher into a  frog.

Materials:

• Blood from a tiger.
• Soiled nappies
• Spoiled butter
• Rotten eggs shells
• Box of tissues

Instructions

1. Boil the blood add spoiled butter.

2.Cut soiled nappies and boil them.

3.Beat egg shells with previous ingredients.
4.Pour box of tissues in with the mixture.
5.Pour mixture onto teacher.